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11/3/2024

The Tristmas Tree of Cubes

Hello everyone, it's been a good start to the fake new year.

Ozzy Slang Short Hand is now complete along with all of our keyboard designs for our Numerical Operating System (NOS), which include all of our runes and numes.

We have also just successfully flattened and hyjacked The Balagon of Cubes, and the design it makes is very exciting. The Tristmas Tree of Cubes proves that Tristmas is real, therefore the children have the right religion, Father Tristmas is real. Adults are all wrong and the children are right, the adults are all time stealing Grinches. Can everyone please grow up and start acting like children.

God Bless you all and Stay Safe,
The Number Pirates